If It’s Weather It’s Global Warming

Al Gore emerged from his storm shelter and in a communique to his Gorettes proclaimed the latest batch of wet weather in the Northeast was due to, that’s right, you guessed it, the dreaded global warming.

If there’s a drought – it’s global warming. When there’s a hurricane – it’s global warming. If there are heavy snows or even blizzards – it’s somehow global warming. And amazingly, the latest round of rainy and windy weather in the Northeast, well that’s consistent with this phenomenon as well, so says former Vice President Al Gore.

Gore, the self-anointed climate change alarmist-in-chief, told supporters on a March 15 conference call that severe weather in certain regions of the country could be attributed to carbon in the atmosphere – including the recent rash of rainy weather.
~Jeff Poor, Business and Media Institute

Does this mean that from here on out every storm, hurricaine, tornado, cold wave, heat wave, stretch of warm sunshine, and future snow storms will be directly attributable to gobal warming? It would appear so. Gore will probably raise the alarm after every batch of bad weather, and good weather, in order to stoke the proverbial fire of his followers.

Can we look forward to Al Gore hosting a global warming seminar in the Mojave Desert this summer?